Sunday, August 14, 2011

The Princess and The Penis


A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a curious maiden's bed is never a good combination. 

My Review:

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

What would you do if an unknown penis (no man connected) was in your bed every night, preventing you from sleeping, because it is bothering your butt? And what if you, the virgin princess, didn't know what it was because your parents had never explained to you the facts of life? And what if the only way you discovered to sleep through the night was to put it between your legs? Well, that would be the story of Amalia, the virgin princess.

This light-hearted tale tells of what a King, his wife, his two sisters, and his daughter's ladies-in-waiting have to do to protect the chastity of the princess, to ensure that she marries a wealthy prince to save their Kingdom. With many play on words and wonderful ending, this short story will leaving you laughing through the day!

It also carries a wonderful moral: If you don't educate your children, especially your daughters, they might just have to figure out what the strange penis in their bed might need to do!

I recommend for a quick read!


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